foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

(via love-crashing)

punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

(via rad-beginnings)

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak, It’s a crazy thing to do. It’s kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.

(Source: ashleybensons, via wouldyoulikeacupoftea)

murasaki-me:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

(via higglebottom)

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

(Source: globegander, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

(Source: jimtiberiuskirk, via yongmuney)

shessoluckyshesastar:

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

(Source: keididikay, via burtreynoldsmustache)

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Source: catleecious, via carelessly)

cubejello:

Is this Attack on Titan

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

michelebachmann:

Ron Swanson explains taxes. [X]

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

(Source: theclassyissue, via f-ckr)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual, via carelessly)

deucalion:

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

(Source: sourwolves, via abigfail)