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gaelissfelin:

ghostkid:

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

i have some wonderful news for you

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cynicallys:

"i just need a person" or "i just used a person"

i feel like the original way you read it says a lot about you

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the-goddamazon:

literallysame:

I hate this website so much

LMFAOOOOO

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mr-captain-fucking-magic:

cybugs:

i compiled some pics of dreamworks female characters who were introduced in the same years as disney female characters- rapunzel, anna, and honey lemon

Disney’s official retort is “Well when Dreamworks has the four of the most successful amusement parks in the world , the most recognizable fictional character in history , and enough money to change laws for their own gain ,we’ll think about changing the formula”

motherfalcon:

Family GIF. 

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servbot42:

mr-captain-fucking-magic:

Putting on a trilby doesn’t equal class ….  a suit is not even class …class is wearing pocket squares that accent your tie and socks that have patterns that match you underwear in color and style …..class is knowing the etiquette for every meal and having the sense to read a room and people in it as to not offend them ,but entertain and intrigue them …class is the ability to walk in to any place look completely natural there ,because you show a certain degree of respect and confidence….. that my dear friends is class and in today’s world is all to rare and its name all to misused ,

I’m so happy

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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gostle:

Hi gays

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noobtheloser:

There goes my hero.

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