March 2012
308 posts
oh, fuck, you can't even sing: richwhitelesbian: I... →
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the dentists appointment and his dentist is flossing his teeth but being very rough about it and so his gums start bleeding and his dentist is like “you need to work on your flossing, Rick” but Rick has been flossing every morning and every…
i love all of these so much.
i'm a wanton mistress of the night:... →
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the…
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
February 2012
226 posts
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
My girlfriend now has access to my Tumblr account, please forgive all of the girly and homosex posts she may reblog on my account.
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
"Systems of Equations & Matrices" Section
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I love doing these.
This entire time that you've been away,
besos-clarissa:
made me realize how much I take you for granted. Usually, I could just hit you up, ask how your day was, and vent a little. Saturday nights, when we have those long conversations about stupid things, like bears or shooting stars, at 3am. Being able to hang out, and do stupid things, like tickle fights, making brownies, or playing zombies..even though you do all the work. Your...
